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So it is finally confirmed: President Obama is coming to Shanghai.  Sure, it was rumored to be happening (and was probably always in the works with the event planners) but it was tough to get a confirmation from anyone these past few days.  I called a couple of journalist friends of mine, people who should know these things.  None of them could (or would?) confirm it.

But that was yesterday; this is today and all seems clear now.  President Obama will arrive in Shanghai on Monday.  Or maybe it is Sunday.  And he will have a town hall meeting here.  Or maybe he won’t.  He might also visit the new Disney site.  But maybe not.

I’m surprised that he could get a flight at this late date.  Usually I have to make a reservation a year in advance for my trips back to the U.S. to keep from getting stuck in the seat where the guy in front of you leans so far back you could do dental work on him.  But maybe the President has a better travel agent than I do.

Now that the trip is on, I want answers to the really important questions.  Ones like “Will Mr. Obama shoot some hoops while he is here?”  The Chinese LOVE basketball and not just because Yao Ming is their John Lennon minus the guitar and annoying wife.  His O-ness has got some game, or so they say.  Maybe he and President Hu can play a game of H-O-R-S-E to see who gets the comfy chair at the U.S. Security Council.  Or a gimmee on higher emission standards at the Copenhagen conference.  I’ve heard Mr. Hu has a mean skyhook so Mr. Obama should definitely take it downtown on a crucial point.  It looks like Hu has no vertical.

Another question: “Can the President use chopsticks?”  I am not trying to be smarmy here (its natural, I don’t have to try) but if he bellies up to the banquet table and is presented with a slimy plate of sea cucumber or duck tongue, he’s got to bring game there too.  And even more so … a sea cucumber splotch on a nice white shirt will be treated like a Rorshach test by the international media.  Glen Beck will see Elvis telling us to roll back health care reform.  Like The King could even benefit from it now (Elvis would have a hard time too).

But maybe the biggest question is: “What does President Obama’s China trip really mean?”  I’ve been polling my local staff and friends here in Shanghai and the general (yet non statistically-significant) opinion seems to be “so what?”  20 years ago, the President of a Super Power showing up in China gave Chinese leaders the vapors.  Heck, even Gorbachev stopped traffic back in the day, and not just because he was a natty dresser.  Now these trips are more like a weekend event between the Olympics and the Expo.  Most people here just complain that is going to further snarl traffic in a system that already looks like the Indy 500…if bicycles and pedestrians could cross the track at will.

When I ask locals how they think it will impact business, some have quoted the old Chinese saying, 天高皇帝远 (tian1 gao1 huang2 di4 yuan3), “Heaven is high and the Emperor is far away.”  Or “what happens at the seat of power has nothing to do with me down here.”  I would paraphrase (badly) Tip O’Neill, “All business is local” – if you are doing business here, you need to figure out how the game is played in your ‘hood, wherever that happens to be.  What happens in Beijing, stays in Beijing.

So while the China watchers will be analyzing to the nanosecond differences in handshake durations and depth of eye contact to interpret just what is “really going on”, I will continue to advocate that Western businesses spend their time finding out more about the activities of their competitors in China than their political leaders in same.  I am going to choose not read too much into this trip.  As Freud said, “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”  Now if Obama and Hu sit down over a Montecristo No. 4 and talk shop, we might have something to analyze!

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